1. If I curl around your legs like a vine, don’t poison me.
  2. Imagine I wore your body for a day like a beautiful poncho.
  3. Be a doll for me and wear what I tell you to.
  4. Think of me as your mule. Tie me up and slap me before you go.
  5. Some kisses are only meant to say “You taste good”.
  6. Should I vanish inside you, tell ____ I loved them, but I loved your pussy more.
  7. At night, you should sing something while I cut holes in your panties.
  8. Let me call you Pet.  You can call me Sir.  I’ll take you out to pee.
  9. Buy a bottle of wine and get me drunk.  You can take me out in drag.
  10. We should make wax cities on our stomachs.
  11. You should make your own non sequitur list.